ALSO took Cindy n Jessie’s pics off cuz you guys are pereverts and email nasty things that we dont wanna read ugh STOP IT and pics will go back up kay!!

easy right!!

well not much 2 say see yall later!!

My first post is gunna be about why i should be the next super cute Frag Dolly.Besides the obvious reason that i just rawk…heh!!

1. I can pwn hardcore. I mean its rite there in my name!! im always playing the best games too. like cod4, halo 3 and gears 2 is ok too. Everyone always always trys to give me crap because im a girl or whatever but  i just pwn them anyway!! LOL. They can’t say much when theyre losing!

2. Im probably the best Laura Croft cosplayer ever. i like to go to cons and dress up and take all these sexy pictures with everyone. Its soooooo fun and kewl. everyone loves it.

3. Im super cute just like the rest of the Frag Dolls. I think they like me too cause ill send em msgs on myspace sometimes and tell them how sexy they look and ask what kind of conditioner they use and they are always soooo nice!! i feel like i could fit in on those photoshoots they always do and be like one of the hawt pwner girls. it’d be fun too!!

4. i look really good in pink and black. those are like there THEME COLORS!!! thosea re the best and i feel like if i got one of those little shirts that i could rock it and let everyone know how amazing i am at halo and other first person shooters like gears of war!!

5. Im awesome. I have like waaaaaaaay over 1000 gamerscore on xbox and im just getting more and more every day!! you can check out my gamertag by emailing me, kinda scared to post it here. x.x i am good  at sniping and stuff too but that’s because i play games EVERY SINGLE DAY!!

So ya those are my reasons. I can only hope that maybe one of them reads this and recurits me to be on the team so i can join them and pwn peoples faces off!!

RAWK ON

Cindyyyy

EVERYONE WELCOME CINDY!!!!

1. Master Chief DIES!!

My bf beat halo 3 for me not too long ago because i was stuck on the stupid driving part (why do you need to DRIVE IN A SHOOTING GAME?!?) and then we were watchin the ending. Cortana and her love reuinited at last but then WHAT THE HECK CHIEF DIES?! What kinda noise is that??? I was so upset grabbed the legendary Helmet and started cryin buckets. I mean Chief is a really brave and strong character..I thought he was dead and his funeral was sooooo sad like my own pappy’s. but then my boyfriend was like ‘u dork. he’s not dead. he’s gonna be back in Halo Recon’ and then I GUESS that made everything better but..idunno. Still really upset!! Why couldnt they kill Arbiter off, I mean he was a traitor and alll that so why was he allowed to live? Poor Cortana, but i guess that means no one gets my baby Chief now if he is resting in that sweet Halo in the sky!

2.DOM’s girlfriend Mary dies

Gears 2 omg!!! Now THAT was kickass and awesome but the Lacust got to Mary too fast and they raped her and killed her and left her in this pod. so DOM got there but it was too late because general RAM already was all like ‘HEH HEH SUCK ON THIS YOU COGGERS’ and poor Mary was shoved ina fake coffin. that’s no respect and no way to treat people. i thought I would lose it when DOM tried to kiss Mary but she was already dead. She also looked like an old woman kind of, nothing like DOM’s picture and i couldn’t understand that if she was just raped and killed why did she get older too? Still I was too sad it reminded me of the Notebook if you guys have ever seen that. she might be the Lacust queen maybe in gears 3? you never KNOW!! Cliffy B is a dirty birdy!

3. Sephinroth stabs Aerist – CLOUD’S GIRLFRIEND

OKAY i know you guys have played FINAL FANTASY 7, the second game in the final fantasy series because you can’t count the super Nintendo or Nintendo (ugly graphics!!!) so it is one of my favorite games of all time but there was one girl I loved in the game named Aerist. she sold flowers in a slum town (maybe like Slum Dog Millionair) and it was so pretty she even lived in a church. And it turns out she was an Ancient old lady and part of the Earth. She also healed a lot with her limit break and it was useful because I didnt get phoenix down. Then the Sephinroth came out of the sky while she was praying in water and Cloud her boyfriend was too far away to stop Sephinroth and his dagger went RIGHT THROUGH AERIST. The saddest music played and she lost her hair bow all the way down into the pretty water. First Cloud is not a SOLDIER anymore then he gets kidnapped by big-boobed Tifa and Barrett and then he loses the only love of his life! I was like WTF?! It made me not want to finish and she was my best healing girl so I had to find another one and that was really hard since i never lvled the rest up. Also Yuffie was not as good. So I never finished FF7 now because Aerist died, now when I think of the game it makes me think about losing my boyfriend and what i woudl do.

4. KRATOS shoves his daughter GOD OF WAR CHAINS OF OLYMPUS

Kratos is my man dont even play. Its cool though he has a daughter from another lady but lol I will get a duaghter of my own some day but there was a part in the P S P game Cahins of Olympus that Kratos meets his daughter in these pretty fields because he wants to spend time with her again after being away fighting in a war. well i was so happy to see Kratos and his daughter because it was very sweet after all the sex and hitting girls and showing snake ladies with their hoo-has hanging out. well after I was GLAD to see Kratos being with his daughter and thinking i could be a good mom he starts pushing and shoving her and that is WTF?!?! THAT IS CHILD ABUSE! I cant believe it was allowed in he game because i know that is violence and something kids might copy. it made me so sad to watch and theres boobs in the game that’s sad and sexist enough but then he shoves his daughter? why are women so unnapreciated in these games? its so dumb that we already get told to mop the floor and cook dinner but then we have to show our bewbs AND get shoved? This game made me so sad and mad and I love god of war but i dont want to see any more child abuse and hurting women because we are not doing anything wrong!!

5. Nintendogs get sad!!

now im a pretty tough gamer and ive seen a lot of sad stuff but when that puppers gets all sad cuz youre not playing with him or feed ing hims, i melt!    idk what i would do if a puppy did that to me in life but im glad my boyfriend is here to take care of me and feed me since i shouldnt have to cook. PETA has been talking to a lot of game developers about making games that arent friendly to animals, maybe they should talk to Nintendo because this honestly makes me so upset. I wish you could just play with them instead of having to do the boring real life responsible crap like feeding and tyos, that is WHY i am playing a game, not having a real pet. DUH!!

BUT THE SADDEST MOMENT IN GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!

THATS WHEN THE PLAY STATION 3 CAME OUT!!! LOL like seriously it has NO games ha ha ha.

OKAY PLEASE FOLLOW ME AND JESSIE ON TWITTER @COINSLOTBABES also if you want to talk email bambee.jenkins@gmail.com!!!

Thanks to the kickass and very cool Raychul i found out today that there will be a Playboy Manager game that you can play as a talent agent and manage all the sexy chicks! Fricken cool! I found this at Game girl, Raychul posted it:

In Playboy Manager, you play a crack talent agent managing the career of some of Playboy’s hottest up-and-coming models. Competing against thousands of other players, you will guide your model’s career toward her ultimate goal: Becoming a world-renowned Playmate with a permanent room in the Playboy Mansion!

“We’ve wanted to do a Playboy game forever” exclaimed Dylan Collins, CEO of Jolt. “As enormous fans of the articles, we jumped at the opportunity to bring the game online for a huge audience. Who hasn’t wanted to manage a Playboy model?”

“We are delighted to work with Jolt in offering our fans this great new way to experience and enjoy the World of Playboy,” said Scott Stephen, Executive Vice President and General Manager of Playboy Digital.

Combining the best elements of trading card and turn-based gaming, Playboy Manager is the only online game to feature exclusive content from Playboy, including videos and photos of breathtaking Playboy models.

DOES THAT NOT SOUND LIKE ITS GONNA BE AWESOME??? Well i know i dont have playboy bunnie looks but i can be a super important manager! Raychul says it will be free and beta sign ups are online at Playboy.com so I am on my way there. I think its really cool thta you can live the playboy life throug games and who wouldnt want to model and be a gamer, that’s gotta be the best two career. lol I think Raychul is a model so she could tell yo more about that then I can!!

ALSO important news!!!!!!!!!

A site called analogHype sent me an email and they said they could help us out and i think that was really sweet of them. because im obv new to game blogging. i would like to get some review of games in here but LOL i’m too poor, does anyone want to help a chicka out???

THANKS FOR ALL UR SUPORT SO FAR I CANT BELIEVE 700 HITS xoxox

so while I see lists of boobs and asses and vaginas THERE IS NO DUDES. i wanna change that because girl gamers deserve to see some healthy big dongs! So I have made a list for fellow girl gamer’s pleasure!

BIGGEST PENISES IN VIDEO GAMES

1. KRATOS GOD OF WAR

HE IS A FREAKIN GOD OF WAR. he pushed his brother ares off a cliff and then he got a big e-peen from it. HAHA. I’d get poked any time. I mean come on, he is Kratos. He will murda you!! If you say he’s got a teenie weenie you are gonna die, sir! OF course his penis is going to be massive. to the left you can see they got the best actor for the upcoming God of War movie. I hope his penis is just a biiiiig lol. On the COINSLOT BABES PENIS CHART his penis measures:

 FOUR MARIO STARS

2. METAL SNAKE

I dont know how he sneaks around with that tripod hangin between his legs! i mean there is a reason he is SOLID SNAKE not liquid snake, am i right you guys?! I’m sad that he is dead but I mean I wouldn’t want to have sex with an old dude anyway. SNAKE! is your METAL GEAR SOLID yet? impressive, snake!!

 FOUR MARIO STARS

3. MARIO

We all know why Mario is so happy all the time! his trauser snake is 10 times longer than his body! Maybe that is why Peach is always running away from him! I would be scared too, but maybe Bowser uses his better. either way Mario I know your secret!

 FOUR MARIO STARS

4. Dantay

Dantay is pretty much one of the bigget badasses we’ve ever seen. that’s obviously why he wears those chaps! he can put his sowrd in MY hilt if you know what i mean! Dantay’s penis must be pretty enormous. that’s one of the reasons I bought the game even though I dont have my own 360, lol. GO DANTAY! POKE ON!

 FOUR MARIO STARS

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5. MEWTWO

LOL OKay Mewtwo is not a real guy and is a Pokemon but still. HE HAS PSHYCHIC POWERS! That automaticaly means he has a big ol schlong!!

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Kotaku just posted information about CALL OF DUTY 6: MODERN WARFARE 2.

Apparently you can find more info about the new game in the next ssue if Game Informer the magazine you can get from gamestop. LOL. Its not that good of a magazine because most of there reviews are REALLY short and i don’t really think you played the games. It was a lot of lying and complaining about graphics, and nothing too important. anyway! the newest issue of Game Informer says that Modern warfare 2 will not have co-op! This is going to SUCK. One of my faovrite parts of WORLD AT WAR was the fact that you can play with your friends (also cuz I am not good at it and my boy Keithen helped me out) and now they’re taking it out? THAT’S SOME BS. I am really embarrassed and not sure if I wnat to buy the game now. What about you all?

This gets a big EFF U FROM COINSLOT BABES!