I am a girl so I am allowed to cry a lot when sad stuff happens in favorite games. I was sittin around bein a little bit sad that i have no games to review right now for COINSLOT BABES and i thought i would write about the saddest times in games. 
get your kleenex’s!!
1. Master Chief DIES!!
My bf beat halo 3 for me not too long ago because i was stuck on the stupid driving part (why do you need to DRIVE IN A SHOOTING GAME?!?) and then we were watchin the ending. Cortana and her love reuinited at last but then WHAT THE HECK CHIEF DIES?! What kinda noise is that??? I was so upset grabbed the legendary Helmet and started cryin buckets. I mean Chief is a really brave and strong character..I thought he was dead and his funeral was sooooo sad like my own pappy’s. but then my boyfriend was like ‘u dork. he’s not dead. he’s gonna be back in Halo Recon’ and then I GUESS that made everything better but..idunno. Still really upset!! Why couldnt they kill Arbiter off, I mean he was a traitor and alll that so why was he allowed to live? Poor Cortana, but i guess that means no one gets my baby Chief now if he is resting in that sweet Halo in the sky!
2.DOM’s girlfriend Mary dies
Gears 2 omg!!! Now THAT was kickass and awesome but the Lacust got to Mary too fast and they raped her and killed her and left her in this pod. so DOM got there but it was too late because general RAM already was all like ‘HEH HEH SUCK ON THIS YOU COGGERS’ and poor Mary was shoved ina fake coffin. that’s no respect and no way to treat people. i thought I would lose it when DOM tried to kiss Mary but she was already dead. She also looked like an old woman kind of, nothing like DOM’s picture and i couldn’t understand that if she was just raped and killed why did she get older too? Still I was too sad it reminded me of the Notebook if you guys have ever seen that. she might be the Lacust queen maybe in gears 3? you never KNOW!! Cliffy B is a dirty birdy!
3. Sephinroth stabs Aerist – CLOUD’S GIRLFRIEND
OKAY i know you guys have played FINAL FANTASY 7, the second game in the final fantasy series because you can’t count the super Nintendo or Nintendo (ugly graphics!!!) so it is one of my favorite games of all time but there was one girl I loved in the game named Aerist. she sold flowers in a slum town (maybe like Slum Dog Millionair) and it was so pretty she even lived in a church. And it turns out she was an Ancient old lady and part of the Earth. She also healed a lot with her limit break and it was useful because I didnt get phoenix down. Then the Sephinroth came out of the sky while she was praying in water and Cloud her boyfriend was too far away to stop Sephinroth and his dagger went RIGHT THROUGH AERIST. The saddest music played and she lost her hair bow all the way down into the pretty water. First Cloud is not a SOLDIER anymore then he gets kidnapped by big-boobed Tifa and Barrett and then he loses the only love of his life! I was like WTF?! It made me not want to finish and she was my best healing girl so I had to find another one and that was really hard since i never lvled the rest up. Also Yuffie was not as good. So I never finished FF7 now because Aerist died, now when I think of the game it makes me think about losing my boyfriend and what i woudl do.
4. KRATOS shoves his daughter GOD OF WAR CHAINS OF OLYMPUS
Kratos is my man dont even play. Its cool though he has a daughter from another lady but lol I will get a duaghter of my own some day but there was a part in the P S P game Cahins of Olympus that Kratos meets his daughter in these pretty fields because he wants to spend time with her again after being away fighting in a war. well i was so happy to see Kratos and his daughter because it was very sweet after all the sex and hitting girls and showing snake ladies with their hoo-has hanging out. well after I was GLAD to see Kratos being with his daughter and thinking i could be a good mom he starts pushing and shoving her and that is WTF?!?! THAT IS CHILD ABUSE! I cant believe it was allowed in he game because i know that is violence and something kids might copy. it made me so sad to watch and theres boobs in the game that’s sad and sexist enough but then he shoves his daughter? why are women so unnapreciated in these games? its so dumb that we already get told to mop the floor and cook dinner but then we have to show our bewbs AND get shoved? This game made me so sad and mad and I love god of war but i dont want to see any more child abuse and hurting women because we are not doing anything wrong!!
5. Nintendogs get sad!!
now im a pretty tough gamer and ive seen a lot of sad stuff but when that puppers gets all sad cuz youre not playing with him or feed ing hims, i melt! idk what i would do if a puppy did that to me in life but im glad my boyfriend is here to take care of me and feed me since i shouldnt have to cook. PETA has been talking to a lot of game developers about making games that arent friendly to animals, maybe they should talk to Nintendo because this honestly makes me so upset. I wish you could just play with them instead of having to do the boring real life responsible crap like feeding and tyos, that is WHY i am playing a game, not having a real pet. DUH!!
BUT THE SADDEST MOMENT IN GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!
THATS WHEN THE PLAY STATION 3 CAME OUT!!! LOL like seriously it has NO games ha ha ha.
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